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GOT SAINTS VS. AIN'TS???

January 24, 2018

YOU ARRIVE AT CHURCH ONE WEEKEND, (I PREFER WORSHIP TO THAT CLICHE' BUT WE’LL GO WITH IT FOR THE SAKE OF TRADITION) AND AS YOU’RE WORSHIPING, PRAISING, TEXTING, SLEEPING, NODDING, LOOKING AT THE CLOCK OR WHATEVER YOU DO WHEN YOU GET THERE, SUDDENLY!!! 5 MASKED MEN RUSH THROUGH THE DOOR WITH MACHETES & MACHINE GUNS WAVING. THE CONGREGATION IMMEDIATELY BECOMES STILL & SILENT AS ONE OF THE MEN HOLLERS TO THE CONGREGATION: IF ANYBODY MOVES ONE MUSCLE, IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU MOVE THAT MUSCLE IN YOUR LIFE!!! AS A HUSH & FEAR IMMEDIATELY TAKES OVER THE ROOM. THEN ONE OF THE MEN WALKS UP TO THE FRONT WHERE THE PASTOR IS & SNATCHES THE MICROPHONE FROM HIM & TELLS HIM TO HIT FLOOR!!! AS ONE MAN STANDS OVER HIM WITH A MACHINE GUN, & ANOTHER WITH A MACHETE POINTED RIGHT AT HIS HEAD, AS THE CONGREGATION TREMBLES & WHIMPERS IN HORROR, & THE PASTOR STARTS TO EAT THE CARPET. THEN THE LEADER OF MASKED MEN SAYS TO THE CONGREGATION; EVERYBODY WHO SAYS THEY LOVE JESUS, STAND & RAISE YOUR HANDS UP HIGH RIGHT NOW!!! AND HE WAITS AS THOSE WHO ARE WILLING, START TO STAND UP & RAISE THEIR HANDS HIGH. THEN HE SAYS, EVERYBODY ELSE CAN GET OUT RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T!!! IN THAT MOMENT, MORE THAN HALF THE CONGREGATION GOES BOLTING FOR THE DOORS SCREAMING, AS THE OTHERS STAND THERE WITH THEIR HANDS STILL RAISED HIGH UNASHAMED & UNAFRAID. AND AFTER THE LAST ONE HITS THE EXIT, THEN THE PASTOR TURNS SLOWLY TO THE ONE WHO GAVE THE ORDERS, AS HE REMOVES HIS MASK FROM HIS FACE, WITH A BIG GRIN SMILING. THEN ONE BY ONE, ALL THE OTHER MEN BEGIN TO REMOVE THEIR MASKS TOO CHUCKLING & SHAKING THEIR HEADS AS THEY DO. AND THEN THEY LAY THEIR TOY GUNS & MACHETES DOWN STILL SHAKING THEIR HEADS. THEN HE REACHES DOWN TO HELP THE PASTOR GET UP AS HE BRUSHES THE DUST OFF OF HIS SUIT & SAYS: WELL PASTOR, AT LEAST YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WONDERING WHO’LL BE STANDING WITH YOU, WHEN ALL THE AIN’TS…HIT THE FAN RUNNING!!! THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS SIMPLE. FOR THE CHRISTIAN, YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO FEAR DEATH…BECAUSE THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS…YOU SHOULD ALREADY…BE DEAD. PJC!​ 

 

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